Mental Hospital

Raj and Ramesh were both patients in a mental
hospital. One day while they were walking past the
hospital swimming pool, Raj suddenly jumped into the
deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed
there.

Ramesh promptly jumped in to save him. He swam to the
bottom and pulled Raj out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Ramesh's
heroic act, He immediately ordered her to be
discharged from the hospital, as He now considered her
to be mentally stable.

When He went to tell Ramesh the news He said, 'Ramesh,
I have good news and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged; since you
were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping
in and saving the life of another patient, I have
concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Raj, the patient you saved, hung
himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right
after you saved him.

I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Ramesh replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him
there to dry.

How soon can I go home?'
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