Once in life time

Once in a lifetime...
You are born into a world of hopes and dreams
Your mind is pure and innocence runs free

Once in a lifetime...
You grow and mature and remember thoughts of yesterday
Which set your destiny and make you the person you are today
Be proud of who you are and don't be afraid of change
Life is a game of chance, so play to win

Once in a lifetime...
A person touches your heart and reaches within your soul
You'll treasure that forever and never let it go

Once in a life time...
You will grow old
You will look back at your life with fond memories and smile
Remembering the glorious times you've spent
With those you loved the most

Once in a lifetime you are born
Born into a world of hopes and dreams
Treasure your life as well as others around you

For only Once In A Lifetime
You are born into this world
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Once in life time

Once in a lifetime...
You are born into a world of hopes and dreams
Your mind is pure and innocence runs free

Once in a lifetime...
You grow and mature and remember thoughts of yesterday
Which set your destiny and make you the person you are today
Be proud of who you are and don't be afraid of change
Life is a game of chance, so play to win

Once in a lifetime...
A person touches your heart and reaches within your soul
You'll treasure that forever and never let it go

Once in a life time...
You will grow old
You will look back at your life with fond memories and smile
Remembering the glorious times you've spent
With those you loved the most

Once in a lifetime you are born
Born into a world of hopes and dreams
Treasure your life as well as others around you

For only Once In A Lifetime
You are born into this world
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SMS Shayari - Tum kya Jano..

Tum kya Jano..
Tum kya Jano..

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Tum kya Jano sharab kese Pilayi Jati he,

Kholne se pehle botal hilayi jati he,

Fir awaz lagayi jati he,

Aajao Darde Dilwalo,

Yaha dard-e-dil ki dawa pilai jati he.



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Kal na phir ye samaa hoga,
Hum mein se kaun najaane kahaan hoga..?

Murjhaaye phool to mil jaenge kitaabon mein,
Par bicchde Doston ka shayad hi koi nishaan hoga….



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Shaam chirago se saja rakkhi hain..
Shart logo se laga rakkhi hain,

Shayad AA jaye koi humse bhi zyada pyasa,
Yahi sochkar thodi is bacha rakkhi hain....



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Juki nazarose ikrar mat karna,
Sir jukakar inkar mat karna,

Raat bhar tadpte ho kisiki yadome,
Aur Hume kahte ho pyar mat karna
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Driver mar gaya kya?

Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot ) Ud Raha tha full speed par ....

Uske Saamne full speed me ek Ferrari AA rahi thi ...

Dono ki takkar hui ...

Totaa Behosh ...

Raste me Ek Beggar tha

Usne Tote ko uthaya aur Ghar Le gaya ...

Usko Marham lagaya ..

Aur Pinjare me rakh diya ...

Jab Tote ko hosh aaya ...


Usne apne aap ko Pinjare me dekha ...
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"AAILA ... JAIL .... Who Ferrari ka Driver mar gaya kya ??
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10 ways to stop all those irritating calls... Must read too good

1. After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you.


2. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment, and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back.


3. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.


4. Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.


5. Tell them that all business goes through your agent, and hand the phone to your five year old child.



6. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up...louder. ..louder. ..louder!



7. Tell them to speak very slowly because you want to write every word down.



8. If they start out with, "How are you today?", say "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems.... ........"



9.Cry out in surprise, "Helen, is that you? I've been hoping you'd call! How is the family?" When they insist they are not Helen, tell them to stop joking. This works especially well if the telemarketer is really MALE.



10.Tell the HSBC call center guy to call on your office number. - and give him the ICICI call center number.
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MAGIC OF LIVING

This moment is pure magic. Though it may seem completely ordinary and without distinction, this moment is surely a miracle.

For in this moment, every possibility exists. Right now, in this very moment, you can act to make a difference in your own life, and you can truly change the world.

Though you see no mystical vapors and hear no mysterious voices, this moment is as intensely magical as they come. For the real magic of living is not in strange, unexplained visions, but in the beautiful essence of your being.

You are here and you are now. You can think and feel, you can love and understand, you can experience and you can do.

What could possibly be more magical than that? In this ordinary, everyday moment the profound and exquisite magic of living is yours.

Choose wisely from the vast array of possibilities that have opened up to you in this moment. And live the magic that is here right now.
-- Ralph Marston
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Mental Hospital

Raj and Ramesh were both patients in a mental
hospital. One day while they were walking past the
hospital swimming pool, Raj suddenly jumped into the
deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed
there.

Ramesh promptly jumped in to save him. He swam to the
bottom and pulled Raj out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Ramesh's
heroic act, He immediately ordered her to be
discharged from the hospital, as He now considered her
to be mentally stable.

When He went to tell Ramesh the news He said, 'Ramesh,
I have good news and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged; since you
were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping
in and saving the life of another patient, I have
concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Raj, the patient you saved, hung
himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right
after you saved him.

I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Ramesh replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him
there to dry.

How soon can I go home?'
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Funny Elephant questions

Funny Elephant questions

Statutory Warning : I am not responsible for the damage done to your mental health, your social relationships, your image among peers or your job by reading this mail. Those with blood pressure, please avoid. But never mind read only once... The effects are cumulative. :

Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card.

Q: Why is an elephant big, Grey, and wrinkly?
A:Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin.

Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A: Because it fell asleep.

Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It was glued to the first one.

Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It was a copy cat.

Q: Why did the fourth elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It thought this was all a game.

Q: And why did the tree fall down?
A: It thought it was an elephant.

Q: What does an elephant and a blueberry have in common?
A: They're both blue, except for the elephant.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw 1,000 elephants coming over the hill?
A: Look, there's 1,000 elephants coming over the hill.

Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun, of course.

Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
A: No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

Q: How do you shoot a green elephant?
A: Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A: First you bake a cake, and put 3 raisins on top, then you take it out in the jungle where the pink elephant will find it, and you wait. Eventually the elephant comes along, finds the cake, eats the raisins and throws the cake away. Then you go home and bake another cake and put 2 raisins on top, take it out in the jungle where the elephant will find it. The elephant comes along, finds the cake, eats the 2 raisins and throws the cake away. You go home and bake another cake and put only one raisin on it. Then you trek back into the jungle and put the cake where the pink elephant will find it. The elephant comes along eats the raisin, and throws that cake away. Now you go home and bake another cake, but (here's the sneaky part) you don't put any raisins on it. You take it out into the jungle where the elephant will find it and lie in wait. The pink elephant comes along and finds the cake, he gets SO mad that there aren't any raisins on it, he turns red, then you jump on him, strangle him until he turns blue......and you shoot him with a BLUE ELEPHANT GUN!!!

Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
A: Aw, come on, have you ever seen a yellow elephant !?!

Q: Why do elephants have red eyes?
A: So they can hide themselves better in cherry trees.

Q: Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
A: No? See how well the trick with the red eyes works?

Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A: Time to get a new fence.

Q: Where does an 8 ton elephant sit?
A: Any damn place where he pleases!

Q: Why is an elephant covered in wrinkles?
A: Ever try to iron one?
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